Really Oliver?? Just destroy the back porch!! It is bad enough that we get dive-bombed by wasps, but first he completely destroys a big pot with soil -- and eats a good portion of the dirt. Removal of said pot, leads him to then eviscerate an entire bag of unused CHARCOAL. I know they give you liquid charcoal when you have been poisoned or overdosed at the hospital--but this gives a new meaning to Digestive Upset. The Lord only knows what disasterous effects this will have on poop pick up Monday.
Sigh!